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Hey there, future corporate rebel!

You know that feeling when you're stuck in a never-ending Zoom call, secretly plotting your escape from the corporate matrix? Well, what if I told you there's a glitch in the system, and it's about to spark a revolution?

Prepare yourself for My New Meta - a weekly dispatch from the frontlines of corporate rebellion.

What's "My New Meta"?

It's not a new social media platform (thank goodness).

It's definitely not another productivity app (we have enough of those).

And it's absolutely not corporate propaganda (you get enough of that already).

So what is it?

Let's just say it's your soon-to-be favourite excuse for procrastinating on those TPS reports.

Why should you care?

Because deep down, you know there's more to life than color-coded spreadsheets and motivational posters.

Because you've always wondered what would happen if you took the red pill.

Because, admit it, you're curious about what this ex-corporate exec is up to (spoiler: it involves a lot of coffee and existential crises).

When can you get your hands on it?

Soon™ (That's corporate speak for "we're working on it, please don't ask for a specific date")

But here's a little secret: the first issue drops faster than your motivation on a Monday morning. So, if you want in on this from the start, sign up now.

Remember: In the world of My New Meta, we don't think outside the box. We set the box on fire and roast marshmallows over it.

Stay tuned, future rebel. The revolution will not be televised, but it will be emailed.

Greg "Definitely Not Your Boss" Mills, Chief Escape Artist, My New Meta

P.S. If your boss asks, this is totally a newsletter about increasing productivity and synergy. Wink wink.